F Uterus Unisex Hoodie
Subtle? Absolutely not. This Fuck Uterus sweatshirt is for those of us who are done pretending reproductive rights aren’t under siege. Bold, blunt, and cozy as hell—it’s basically a warm hug that also flips off the patriarchy.
Wear it to brunch, rallies, or awkward family gatherings where someone inevitably brings up “both sides.” It’s the perfect blend of rage, wit, and fleece-lined comfort.
Great for your feminist killjoy bestie, your chronically online cousin, or literally anyone whose uterus deserves better.
Product Features
🖕 Kangaroo pouch pocket—roomy enough for snacks, receipts, and righteous fury
👀 Adjustable hood for dramatic eye rolls in bad weather
🌍 Seamless, sustainable design (unlike certain legislation)
🔥 Medium-heavy blend for peak comfort while burning it all down
🙋♀️ Classic unisex fit, because bodily autonomy isn’t gender-specific
Care Instructions
– Machine wash cold (like your heart after reading the news)
– Tumble dry medium while you plot your next protest
– Low heat iron/steam if you’re into that
– No dry cleaning, we’re rebels, not royalty
– Non-chlorine bleach only (because we’re not monsters)
Subtle? Absolutely not. This Fuck Uterus sweatshirt is for those of us who are done pretending reproductive rights aren’t under siege. Bold, blunt, and cozy as hell—it’s basically a warm hug that also flips off the patriarchy.
Wear it to brunch, rallies, or awkward family gatherings where someone inevitably brings up “both sides.” It’s the perfect blend of rage, wit, and fleece-lined comfort.
Great for your feminist killjoy bestie, your chronically online cousin, or literally anyone whose uterus deserves better.
Product Features
🖕 Kangaroo pouch pocket—roomy enough for snacks, receipts, and righteous fury
👀 Adjustable hood for dramatic eye rolls in bad weather
🌍 Seamless, sustainable design (unlike certain legislation)
🔥 Medium-heavy blend for peak comfort while burning it all down
🙋♀️ Classic unisex fit, because bodily autonomy isn’t gender-specific
Care Instructions
– Machine wash cold (like your heart after reading the news)
– Tumble dry medium while you plot your next protest
– Low heat iron/steam if you’re into that
– No dry cleaning, we’re rebels, not royalty
– Non-chlorine bleach only (because we’re not monsters)
Subtle? Absolutely not. This Fuck Uterus sweatshirt is for those of us who are done pretending reproductive rights aren’t under siege. Bold, blunt, and cozy as hell—it’s basically a warm hug that also flips off the patriarchy.
Wear it to brunch, rallies, or awkward family gatherings where someone inevitably brings up “both sides.” It’s the perfect blend of rage, wit, and fleece-lined comfort.
Great for your feminist killjoy bestie, your chronically online cousin, or literally anyone whose uterus deserves better.
Product Features
🖕 Kangaroo pouch pocket—roomy enough for snacks, receipts, and righteous fury
👀 Adjustable hood for dramatic eye rolls in bad weather
🌍 Seamless, sustainable design (unlike certain legislation)
🔥 Medium-heavy blend for peak comfort while burning it all down
🙋♀️ Classic unisex fit, because bodily autonomy isn’t gender-specific
Care Instructions
– Machine wash cold (like your heart after reading the news)
– Tumble dry medium while you plot your next protest
– Low heat iron/steam if you’re into that
– No dry cleaning, we’re rebels, not royalty
– Non-chlorine bleach only (because we’re not monsters)
