Mediocre White Man Unisex Hoodie
Strut through life like you just failed upward into a six-figure salary. This hoodie is your daily reminder to channel the unshakable, unwarranted confidence of Chad from accounting—no skills, no clue, but boy does he believe in himself. And honestly? You should too.
Perfect for job interviews, awkward meetings, or anytime you need a little boost of delusional self-assurance. Equal parts cozy and cutting, this sweatshirt delivers warmth and a well-placed dig in one stylish package.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for holding receipts, snacks, or fragile male egos
•Adjustable drawstring hood to shield you from unsolicited opinions
•Seamless design—more thought went into this hoodie than most corporate promotions
•Medium-heavy blend so you can stay warm while shattering glass ceilings
•Classic unisex fit, because confidence isn’t gendered (but entitlement usually is)
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)—you’re hot, the wash doesn’t need to be
•Tumble dry low—like expectations for underqualified men in power
•Iron on low if absolutely necessary—creases are the patriarchy of fabric
•No dry cleaning—we keep it real around here
•Use non-chlorine bleach only—because we’re bold, not reckless
Strut through life like you just failed upward into a six-figure salary. This hoodie is your daily reminder to channel the unshakable, unwarranted confidence of Chad from accounting—no skills, no clue, but boy does he believe in himself. And honestly? You should too.
Perfect for job interviews, awkward meetings, or anytime you need a little boost of delusional self-assurance. Equal parts cozy and cutting, this sweatshirt delivers warmth and a well-placed dig in one stylish package.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for holding receipts, snacks, or fragile male egos
•Adjustable drawstring hood to shield you from unsolicited opinions
•Seamless design—more thought went into this hoodie than most corporate promotions
•Medium-heavy blend so you can stay warm while shattering glass ceilings
•Classic unisex fit, because confidence isn’t gendered (but entitlement usually is)
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)—you’re hot, the wash doesn’t need to be
•Tumble dry low—like expectations for underqualified men in power
•Iron on low if absolutely necessary—creases are the patriarchy of fabric
•No dry cleaning—we keep it real around here
•Use non-chlorine bleach only—because we’re bold, not reckless
Strut through life like you just failed upward into a six-figure salary. This hoodie is your daily reminder to channel the unshakable, unwarranted confidence of Chad from accounting—no skills, no clue, but boy does he believe in himself. And honestly? You should too.
Perfect for job interviews, awkward meetings, or anytime you need a little boost of delusional self-assurance. Equal parts cozy and cutting, this sweatshirt delivers warmth and a well-placed dig in one stylish package.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for holding receipts, snacks, or fragile male egos
•Adjustable drawstring hood to shield you from unsolicited opinions
•Seamless design—more thought went into this hoodie than most corporate promotions
•Medium-heavy blend so you can stay warm while shattering glass ceilings
•Classic unisex fit, because confidence isn’t gendered (but entitlement usually is)
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)—you’re hot, the wash doesn’t need to be
•Tumble dry low—like expectations for underqualified men in power
•Iron on low if absolutely necessary—creases are the patriarchy of fabric
•No dry cleaning—we keep it real around here
•Use non-chlorine bleach only—because we’re bold, not reckless
