Is He Dead Yet Unisex Hoodie
For those moments when you’re just asking questions… this shirt says what everyone’s thinking but is too polite (or legally cautious) to say out loud. Equal parts cryptic and confrontational, it’s perfect for wearing to family dinners, doomscrolling brunches, or any situation where your internal monologue needs external validation.
Soft, lightweight, and just slightly unsettling—this shirt is ideal for the emotionally exhausted, the perpetually petty, or anyone keeping tabs on certain headline-hogging geriatrics. Makes a great gift for your most unbothered friend or your favorite agent of chaos.
Product Features
•Buttery soft fabric that feels like a hug from the void
•Retail fit that flatters without trying too hard
•Tear-away label, because tags are a scam
•Breathable, lightweight cotton for maximum comfort in tense situations
•Available in a range of sizes, because morbid curiosity is universal
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold, inside-out
•Tumble dry low or hang like your emotional baggage
•Iron on low if necessary—avoid the print (and eye contact)
•Do not bleach unless you’re really trying to start something
•No dry cleaning—it’s a t-shirt, not a tuxedo
For those moments when you’re just asking questions… this shirt says what everyone’s thinking but is too polite (or legally cautious) to say out loud. Equal parts cryptic and confrontational, it’s perfect for wearing to family dinners, doomscrolling brunches, or any situation where your internal monologue needs external validation.
Soft, lightweight, and just slightly unsettling—this shirt is ideal for the emotionally exhausted, the perpetually petty, or anyone keeping tabs on certain headline-hogging geriatrics. Makes a great gift for your most unbothered friend or your favorite agent of chaos.
Product Features
•Buttery soft fabric that feels like a hug from the void
•Retail fit that flatters without trying too hard
•Tear-away label, because tags are a scam
•Breathable, lightweight cotton for maximum comfort in tense situations
•Available in a range of sizes, because morbid curiosity is universal
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold, inside-out
•Tumble dry low or hang like your emotional baggage
•Iron on low if necessary—avoid the print (and eye contact)
•Do not bleach unless you’re really trying to start something
•No dry cleaning—it’s a t-shirt, not a tuxedo
For those moments when you’re just asking questions… this shirt says what everyone’s thinking but is too polite (or legally cautious) to say out loud. Equal parts cryptic and confrontational, it’s perfect for wearing to family dinners, doomscrolling brunches, or any situation where your internal monologue needs external validation.
Soft, lightweight, and just slightly unsettling—this shirt is ideal for the emotionally exhausted, the perpetually petty, or anyone keeping tabs on certain headline-hogging geriatrics. Makes a great gift for your most unbothered friend or your favorite agent of chaos.
Product Features
•Buttery soft fabric that feels like a hug from the void
•Retail fit that flatters without trying too hard
•Tear-away label, because tags are a scam
•Breathable, lightweight cotton for maximum comfort in tense situations
•Available in a range of sizes, because morbid curiosity is universal
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold, inside-out
•Tumble dry low or hang like your emotional baggage
•Iron on low if necessary—avoid the print (and eye contact)
•Do not bleach unless you’re really trying to start something
•No dry cleaning—it’s a t-shirt, not a tuxedo
